Download the PDF!
Somebody, I won't say who (cough BRIAN cough) decided to put fortunes from this site into printable form so they could make their own cookies. They were kind enough to send along the finished product (the fortunes, not the cookies). Here it is, pretty much everything up through August of 2006.
Weird Fortune Cookie Collection: The PDF
No, I do not know any fortune cookie recipes or techniques. I told you in the FAQ -- I don't like fortune cookies. Why would I want to make any?